Actual chat conversation on Facebook earlier tonight:
Person: Hey, did you hear Esquire named Mila Kunis their Sexiest Woman Alive?
Me: Did they? That's nice. I love Mila Kunis. She's so beautiful and she seems genuinely lovely and wonderful.
Person: You know, you look a little like her. :)
Me: What?! Fuck no. I mean... thank you, holy shit, but I do NOT look anything at all like Mila Kunis.
Person: Well, aren't you, like, half-Russian?
Me: Technically. My mother's family was all over the Russia area, Romania, and Hungary. Soo... what?
Person: Mila Kunis is Ukranian.
Me: Yes, and?
Person: Well, you have similar features...
Person: And you really are beautiful.
Me: Again, thank you. Again, what?
Person: She could be like, your sister? Or a first cousin?
Me: That's very sweet of you. Weird, though.
Person: I mean, your eyes are really big like hers, and your face has the same shape, and your lips are full like hers. I love that one photo of you with that lawn in the background. You are just so, so gorgeous like Mila.
Me: Sweetie, I'm married and not into other men like that.
Person: No, no, I just meant that you're really pretty.
Me: Thank you again. You know, I'll just say thank you.
Person: Okay! :)
Me: Well, have a good night.
I sign off, I do an image search for Mila Kunis, I say, "Ehh... she's prettier." Then again, I am biased. I always thought Mila Kunis was beyond incredibly beautiful.
And I believe this was the photo they mentioned.