a random bizarre brain-injuring thought

I read an article where Paris Hilton said she wants kids. She wants four children by the time she is thirty. And I thought, wow, that would doom humanity. And then I thought, now she is best friends with Britney Spears. Britney Spears has a very fertile ex-husband. Britney should advise Paris to sleep with Kevin. After all, humanity would be doomed already, why not make it an atomic bomb?

the spirit has a billion names

Adam made whole wheat pizza from scratch. He started baking the bread at noon (today was his day off). Oh yes, it's good.

Also, I found this link in various forums and journals.
http://www.turoks.net/Cabana/SantasWisdomTeachings.htm
It's beautifully touching. I used to know people like this -- both the daughter and the mother. And I also knew people like the Santa character.
To be honest, it confirms my own feelings. I cannot stand the crass commercialism of holiday madness... but I still enjoy and celebrate the heart, no matter what the religion, name, meaning, or interpretation.

Creative yayness

Often, metaquotes unearths brilliant things. This is one for all the English majors, Creative Writing majors, Literature majors, and any grammar-savvy person who has ever read a really badly written story or essay.
http://eye-of-a-cat.livejournal.com/176383.html

My Xmas Stocking

( my xmas stocking )