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To put it simply, I am in pain.
Jun. 1st, 2010 05:19 pmI just screamed into a pillow. It felt good.
I said "Fuck this" and took a Soma, a methocarbamol, a large pinch of kratom in superfruit juice, Excedrin, alfalfa pills, a massive amount of vitamin D, and triple the DLPA. Now I am... waiting. The only good thing I can say is that some of the muscles in my arms are now loose and relaxed. I am about to take a very hot shower and then massage myself with a chocolate-scented antioxidant body butter that contains a ton of anti-inflammatory oils and extracts. Also it smells like chocolate cake. That better make me happy.
This is insane. Literally insane. Possibly medical textbook definition insane. But I like how screaming is helping me deal.
Hurry up, painkillers.
They say biting on a pencil can help ease stress-related jaw pain, but I only have these millions of pens collected or stolen from everywhere. No offense, New York Palace Pen, but you are going to be bitten. (I am a pen collector. If you want to make me bounce with glee, find me interesting pens. Adam has brought me pens from every hotel, trade show, and conference he has ever worked at.)
Going to do some workouts with my dumbbells now. They're my childhood dumbbells. Nostalgia. They're five pounds each, blue and plastic, and they have sand or something in the big round ends. So. Squats and arm curls. After the pain drugs have kicked in.
Dear pain drugs: I'm waiting.
It will get better. It will. It always does.
I said "Fuck this" and took a Soma, a methocarbamol, a large pinch of kratom in superfruit juice, Excedrin, alfalfa pills, a massive amount of vitamin D, and triple the DLPA. Now I am... waiting. The only good thing I can say is that some of the muscles in my arms are now loose and relaxed. I am about to take a very hot shower and then massage myself with a chocolate-scented antioxidant body butter that contains a ton of anti-inflammatory oils and extracts. Also it smells like chocolate cake. That better make me happy.
This is insane. Literally insane. Possibly medical textbook definition insane. But I like how screaming is helping me deal.
Hurry up, painkillers.
They say biting on a pencil can help ease stress-related jaw pain, but I only have these millions of pens collected or stolen from everywhere. No offense, New York Palace Pen, but you are going to be bitten. (I am a pen collector. If you want to make me bounce with glee, find me interesting pens. Adam has brought me pens from every hotel, trade show, and conference he has ever worked at.)
Going to do some workouts with my dumbbells now. They're my childhood dumbbells. Nostalgia. They're five pounds each, blue and plastic, and they have sand or something in the big round ends. So. Squats and arm curls. After the pain drugs have kicked in.
Dear pain drugs: I'm waiting.
It will get better. It will. It always does.
