Everyone needs good villains

For the record:
Fibromyalgia is Morbo (Futurama). Epilepsy is Kahn (Star Trek). Cerebral Palsy is The Cybermen (Doctor Who).
I may eventually give nicknames to the other conditions, but right now I have a migraine, joint pain, muscle stiffness, mild fever, xeroderma, sciatica, and vertigo. So... maybe later.