And Ow, And Etcetera

Damn you, migraine. Damn you, muscle burning. Damn you, sciatica. Damn you, hemiparetic tremors. Now I can barely watch cartoons, let alone meet that word count I wanted. I think I will just throw treatments and meditative exercises at you until they stick hard enough to make one or all of you retreat whimpering in tears like that red dragon under the stare of Fluttershy.

Well, at least I don't have Tritonian Hypermalaria or Yetiism. Also, I am not on fire. Bonus!

Dear skin: I don't know what I did to make you so itchy. I didn't eat too much soy, nor did I eat pure soy, nor did I eat kiwi fruit. And I don't have any other food sensitivities. I did not come into contact with anything that might cause contact dermatitis, not that I know of. So it is tamanu oil and other anti-badstuff oils for you.

http://www.skinactives.com/EMUlator-Oil.html
https://store.abbeystclare.com/skin-care/rice-olives-deep-cleansing-serum-and-skin-care-serum-amazing-skin-treatment-melts-away-eye-makeup.html
http://www.energeticnutrition.com/life-flo/msm_glucosamine_cream.html
http://sweetsationtherapy.com/item_290/LumiEssence-Organic-Advanced-Brightening-Repair-Treatment-with-Kojic-Acid-Arbutin-Vitamin-C-2oz.htm
http://goldenearth.net/shop/category/body-moisturizers/
http://www.zatiknatural.com/product_info.php?cPath=77&products_id=160
http://theskinrevolution.com/_revitalize.html
http://www.secondnatureskin.com/products/womens-skin-care/coco-mojo-facial-lotion/