Also, Nibblonians riding My Little Ponies

[brightlotusmoon]

You know, sometimes you write something so bizarre and wild that you need to copy-paste it just to see how people would react...

"...it was like OH NO THE BIKER VELOCIRAPTORS OF THE APOCALYPSE WILL BE UPON ME IN THREE WEEKS AND THE WORLD WILL END UNLESS I FINISH THIS MANUSCRIPT IN THREE WEEKS AND I SEE PEOPLE COVERED IN FISH COMING FOR ME AND I'M SCARED.
But I feel better. It might just be the Klonopin, but I feel better."
And later, "PEOPLE COVERED IN FISH? WHY NOT ZOIDBERG?"

Long story. Long story short, I have a debut book that needs finishing and then editing. Also, I am on painkillers, muscle relaxers, anxiety relievers, and supplements, and also possibly too many cat kisses. I think those in particular can lead to strange behavior.
Good night.

Comments

[greensh.livejournal.com]

It may just be me... but I'm much more afraid of the ninja velociraptors...

[brightlotusmoon.livejournal.com]

That is true. Obviously silence with stealth is more terrifying than loud exhaust...

However, I was making a reference to the book "Good Omens" by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett, in which the modern Four Horsemen Of The Apocalypse rode motorcycles. So I couldn't use ninja raptors.

But now, I COULD parody the song "Ninja Rap" from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2...

Don't Look Behind You

[greensh.livejournal.com]

More terrifying because you wouldn't know if they were there, or not!