low simmer

Dear Human Race,

Over the next two weeks, I will try very hard not to get pissed off at everything you do. If I unexpectedly explode for no real reason, blame hormones. If you must interact with me and speak to me at length, I advise you to carry chocolate on you and produce it when and if necessary to save yourself. I cannot be held responsible for certain actions at certain times.
You have been sufficiently warned.

Love,
Jo

satisfaction, cat macro style

I has chocolate now.

I has much chocolate.



I is happy.

On the way home from work I stopped and bought a bag of Hershey's Antioxidant Milk Chocolate, and a box of Dove Beyond Chocolate Chunk cookies. And when I got home, Adam told me he'd bought me a chocolate eclair ice cream bar.