No beach, just garden, with fresh grape tomatoes

[Scene: Planet Express: Lounge. Fry and Bender lie back on the couch. Fry holds a can of Slurm and Bender holds a can of beer. Enter Hermes.]
Hermes: What in the name of Bob Marley's ghost? Get to work, you lazy boat bag!
[He rolls up the paper and hits Bender with it.]
Bender: Ow!
[Fry chuckles. Hermes hits him.]
Fry: Ow! Hey, quit it, Hermes. It's Labor Day.
Hermes: Labor Day? That phoney-baloney holiday crammed down our throats by fat-cat union gangsters?
Fry: That's the one.
Hermes: Hot damn, a day off!
[He takes off his jacket and shirt and sits between Fry and Bender. Bender hands him a beer. The rest of the staff walk in wearing and carrying various things. Zoidberg wears an old-fashioned green striped swimsuit and a lobster rubber ring around his waist; Amy wears a pink bikini and carries a fold-up chair; Leela wears her green swimsuit with the hole around the navel and carries a picnic bag; Farnsworth carries a red parasol and wears 3/4-length shorts, though he still wears his lab coat and slippers.]
Leela: Who's up for one last summer beach trip?
[Bender and Hermes leap up.]
Bender: Aw, yeah!
Hermes: Ready, Freddy!
[He unzips his trousers and they fall around his ankles revealing his swimming trunks underneath. Fry stays on the couch.]
Fry: (unenthusiastic) Eh, I think I'll just stay here.
Leela: Fry, you're wasting your life sitting in front of that TV. You need to get out and see the real world.
[She walks between him and the TV. Fry peers around her.]
Fry: But this is HDTV. It's got better resolution than the real world!
[Leela sighs.]
Leela: Everyone's too polite to say anything but you're covered with bed sores.
Fry: Not covered!
Leela: Just get in the car.

Silly Humans

Dear random neighbor person who told me I looked like Milla Jovovich: Thank you. I don't look anything remotely like her, but thank you very very much for thinking that I do. She is like a goddess. So that to me is a very extremely high compliment. It did lift my spirits, even though I denied it mentally.
Also, I don't understand why you thought to ask me if I was married while you were driving out of the neighborhood while I was walking in. If I had said that I was unattached, what would you have done? Wait, I don't want to know.
Also, I will never, ever understand why people honk at me if they don't plan on slowing down and talking to me. Seriously, what is the point? I cannot comprehend. It is completely alien. It doesn't ever flatter me. I don't care, I don't pay attention, and I feel annoyed.
I don't understand humanity and people's thought processes during casual attractions. Yes, you see someone at a distance that you personally find attractive. That's nice. Move on.

Now I must eat more fresh grape and cherry tomatoes from the garden out back. There are so many. They must be eaten.