My brain and things

Because people have been asking why my voice "sometimes sounds weird when I talk for long periods of time." And why I often seem "functionally essentially unable to carry out certain tasks without being reminded step by step."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dysarthria
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ideational_apraxia
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cerebellar_ataxia
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Expressive_aphasia (after seizures and severe exhaustion of varying kinds, especially if the fatigue is accompanied by severe spasticity and hemiparesis with hemiplegia.)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cerebral_palsy
Cerebral palsy is funny like that...

Also.
Why, hello, thunderstorm.
Why, hello, anxiety attacks and seizure threats and fibromyalgia flare and combined migraine-tension headaches and knee swelling and ulnar nerve entrapment pain.
Why, hello, Klonopin and Ultram and Baclofen and Codeine.
Why, hello, gemstone jewelry that acts like worry stones.
Why, hello, intense deep breathing qi gong meditative exercises
Sometimes you just have to fight dirty with advanced weaponry, you know?

'Orphan Black' chat and open spoilers...

...because I have no idea if anyone is watching this show.

http://insidetv.ew.com/2013/06/01/orphan-black-season-finale-review-tatiana-maslany-dazzles-the-clone-sisterhood-frazzles/
http://www.thetvaddict.com/2013/06/01/orphan-black-redux-clones-and-siblings-and-twins-oh-my/

I knew it! Sarah and Helena were the twins. That's why Sarah could have biological children while the (other) clones were sterile.
I still believe Sarah and Helena are the Original Experiments, and that Kira has that healing factor because of all the insanity in Sarah's DNA. No wonder any offspring of either Sarah or Helena would be... superpowered, essentially.

I honestly have no clue why I love the show so much. It airs right after "Doctor Who" on BBC America, so I keep on with it just because. But it's getting so freaking awesome. I hope Season Two gets awesomer. I hope my theory about Sarah is correct.