Swordgasm

[brightlotusmoon]

Guess what my husband got me?
The Oblivator Full Tang Katana Sword.
(Although I prefer this description.)

Him: It's a perfect weight for you.
Me: Ooooh.
Him: You can wear it at your waist, since your arms are too short for the shoulder strap carrying.
Me: Ooooh.
Him: You can use it when you practice tai chi.
Me: Ooooh.
Him: And we can use it with magic rituals, like we do with my sword.
Me: Ooooh!

Adam also bought a gift for my father: The Triangular Masonic Pocket Watch. My father just completed his third degree in Masonry. Yep, my dad is now privy (or will be) to secrets of the universe that most people shouldn't ever know.

He also got a dozen tiny sharp stabby things. We plan on giving them as gifts.

Comments

[chorus-of-chaos.livejournal.com]

ohhhhohhhh I am so jealous of you and the pointy shiny thing. I want more pointy shiny sharp things!

[brightlotusmoon.livejournal.com]

Everyone should own more sharp pointy things. Even though fully I support the right to own and keep guns for all citizens, I'd prefer sharp pointy things to loud shooty things.

[chorus-of-chaos.livejournal.com]

me too. You can accidently hurt the wrong person with a loud bangy thing, but generally if you are trying to run off a mean person with a sharp pointy thing, you get the right person. Plus, sharp pointy things don't stink, don't accidently go off on thier own and hurt innocent bystanders. :P