Now we know who really wrote that book
Jan. 14th, 2010 08:11 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
This is made of pure gold and win and has completely brightened my mood:
Pat Robertson's Meeting With God...Doesn't Go How He Wants It
Pat Robertson's Meeting With God...Doesn't Go How He Wants It
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Date: 2010-01-15 03:00 am (UTC)God: I DID? HUH. DID WE MEET DOING AID WORK AFTER HURRICANE KATRINA?
Pat: Why, no, God, I couldn't help those people! That hurricane was a judgment on the wicked!
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God: YOU KNOW, PAT, ALL THE PEOPLE TOO EVIL FOR YOU TO HELP WERE BROWN-SKINNED. ISN'T THAT A FUNNY COINCIDENCE?
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Date: 2010-01-15 03:03 am (UTC)Maybe it would have been better had the line been "a lot of the people"?
Maybe the author of the bit figured that the majority of those affected in the disaster were brown-skinned? I dunno. It does sound weird now that I've read it over.
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Date: 2010-01-15 03:18 am (UTC)I'm trying to give the author the benefit of the doubt, but it is a very glaring, awkward thing to say when you consider the technicalities of the statement.
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Date: 2010-01-15 07:49 am (UTC)Oh gawd, thank you. My serotonin levels have been restored.